Me Snorting cayenne pepper to get rid of a migraine (by Maewolf)
CHECK IT OUT Video finally up, tried this to make my migraine go away hehehe
When your palm itches you have money in your future right ?
So what the hell does it mean when it feels like someone is trying to push a needle through your palm…am I about to experience stigmata?
Look aat this glitch, three of the same guy and o.e of them is halfway in the ground…what the fuck!? Haha skyrim you silly!
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
WELL SHIT.
AM I IN EUROPE OR NEW JERSEY? IS IT NEW ZEALAND, I SAW SHEEP?
this is disrupting my reading. perhaps i’ll finish reading when i get to an airport D: i’m pretty sure i’m in the middle of nebraska…there’s a lot of corn.
is that swedish?
D: i have so many other important things to do right now, BUT I CAN’T DO THEM UNTIL I FIND AN AIRPORT AND GET BACK TO THE STATES!!!
Oh fuck…I landed in the wasteland of the fallout games O.O
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep. Ed was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St. Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’ Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. ‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’ ‘Not bad,’ replied Ed the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’ ‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?’ ‘Never,’ said Ed. ‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster. ‘It’s no big deal.’ He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard…..”Ed, wake up! You shit the bed!”
HAHAHA
