MaeWolf

May 29

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I am playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 33 others are also playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on GetGlue.com

I am playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

33 others are also playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on GetGlue.com

OMFG Rob puts the toothstick behind his ear when he doesn’t use it

my day has been made

holy shit I thought that said toothpaste

(Source: kristenforthewin, via slayings)

Morphthing.com awesomeness haha this is fun im trying to make a really hot guy but im not getting the perfectness i want

myperfectrobert: SO TRUE

myperfectrobert:

SO TRUE

(Source: cute-but-devilish-inside, via arise2destiny)

May 28

Re-reading this yay (Taken with instagram)

Re-reading this yay (Taken with instagram)

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(via katelin-is-your-champion)

talosrules: jathis: askcatmedic: ask-painis-cupcake: rainbowsplashofcolor: asktheshadowdash: mike-mcbrony: vronboy: raikissu: getonthelizard: effyeahpegasister: Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you. Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz Smash bros, you play as little trophy people who fight some kids hand I don’t freaking know. Madden. You control 11 hot & sweety men as the beat up on 11 different men as crowds cheer & no matter how good you are, someone will be better.  Portal. You are a mute girl that can place portals with a gun and you kill robots and neurotoxins kill you. Team Fortress 2. 9 mindless brutes go up against 9 other mindless brutes while an old, senile woman barks shit at you over a giant speaker—I don’t fucking know. Ok the TF2 one made me laugh so much XD Zelda You are a green fairy who may or may not get the girl, have to break into tombs, kill a crapload of wildlife, find coins in the weirdest places, can’t swim or jump unless you get special items, and your arch nemesis is a senile old redheaded black man who never seems to learn even though he’s been through this a bazillion times before because he is the same person every time. Alan Wake You’re a writer who runs around in a tweed jacket shining your flashlight at rednecks. Fallout: New Vegas You’re a failure of a mailman that runs errands for a bunch of assholes and you meet up with other sad sacks, societal dropouts and lunatics and swat at oversized bugs and lizards together.  Skyrim Your this excon that becomes a worse con but you dont get guns and there are people always wanting you do to shit for them even though you dont even know them and honestly dont care..sometimes you might get a house and a wife that never fucks you…oh also when you drink alcohol it does nothing…

talosrules:

jathis:

askcatmedic:

ask-painis-cupcake:

rainbowsplashofcolor:

asktheshadowdash:

mike-mcbrony:

vronboy:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Smash bros, you play as little trophy people who fight some kids hand I don’t freaking know.

Madden. You control 11 hot & sweety men as the beat up on 11 different men as crowds cheer & no matter how good you are, someone will be better. 

Portal. You are a mute girl that can place portals with a gun and you kill robots and neurotoxins kill you.

Team Fortress 2. 9 mindless brutes go up against 9 other mindless brutes while an old, senile woman barks shit at you over a giant speaker—I don’t fucking know.

Ok the TF2 one made me laugh so much XD

Zelda

You are a green fairy who may or may not get the girl, have to break into tombs, kill a crapload of wildlife, find coins in the weirdest places, can’t swim or jump unless you get special items, and your arch nemesis is a senile old redheaded black man who never seems to learn even though he’s been through this a bazillion times before because he is the same person every time.

Alan Wake

You’re a writer who runs around in a tweed jacket shining your flashlight at rednecks.

Fallout: New Vegas

You’re a failure of a mailman that runs errands for a bunch of assholes and you meet up with other sad sacks, societal dropouts and lunatics and swat at oversized bugs and lizards together. 

Skyrim

Your this excon that becomes a worse con but you dont get guns and there are people always wanting you do to shit for them even though you dont even know them and honestly dont care..sometimes you might get a house and a wife that never fucks you…oh also when you drink alcohol it does nothing…